02 December 2013

All humans must be Jewish, it's (almost) final

What do you know?

The human species began as the hybrid offspring of a male pig and a female chimpanzee, a leading geneticist has suggested. The startling claim has been made by Eugene McCarthy, of the University of Georgia, who is also one of the worlds leading authorities on hybridisation in animals.
It doesn't take a genius nowadays to know who are the descendants of apes and pigs, surely. If so, and I wouldn't argue with a sacred book of Quran, the conclusion must be clear - all people are Jewish.

I am saying that the conclusion is almost final, because somebody named PZ Myers published a criticism of good Dr McCarthy. The author got quite incensed during the writing of the article, offering the following experiment toward the end of it:
But here’s the deal: maybe I’m completely wrong. This is an experiment that is easily and relatively cheaply done. Human sperm is easily obtained (McCarthy probably has a plentiful supply in his pants), while artificial insemination of swine is routine. Perhaps McCarthy can report back when he has actually done the work.
Methinks the experiment could be even simplified a bit, and I shall be holding my breath waiting for the results - if Dr McCarthy is ready and willing to lend a... er... hand.

What will prophet Muhammad say, I wonder?

15 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

The poor U. of Georgia. Actually a pretty good school. I suppose not even the best can forgo accumulating a few morons.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ninja whores. You can see it in their eyes. Apparently. Or the cut of their jib-hab.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

It's those damned Ebonic names. They determine people's fate. Although I've yet to hear of Latrina punching out people sitting on public toilets.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

The possibility didn't cross my mind, but who knows. His story reminds me of infamous Soviet academician Lysenko:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysenkoism

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I suspect it's all in the cut.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

It may come yet. Sharkeisha somehow captured my heart. I would like her to be on my side.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Really LOL, Snoopy! It is even funnier that the story about the court refusing to declare a person no longer legally dead! Keep up the good work in finding these gems. BTW, do you know where that sign is from?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Another sinister tentacle in the Elders domination of the world. (satire)
Thanks for this post, it is good to see this story in MSM.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Here is story from CBS online about the Kinder Transports just prior to WW II at http://www.cbsnews.com/news/survivors-recall-kindertransport-flight-from-nazis/

SnoopyTheGoon said...

No idea, it was floating somewhere on the intertubes.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Goes to show who controls the MSM ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep, thanks for the link, David.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

You have to wonder what was in the parent's mind (so-called) when they hung these monikers on innocent babes.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

At least the Once-upon-a-time tales frequently have happy endings.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Peer pressure doesn't have to make sense. Do what everyone does.