It was with feeling of surprise and concern that I have discovered that two biggest things in the world are located in Germany, far away from your fair state, dear Texans. Here is the first one:
Yep, the biggest toilet bowl in the world. And now the second item:
The biggest cuckoo clock in the world.
I am not trying to provoke a war or anything of the kind, but the situation doesn't seem to be tolerable, and something has to be done about it.