29 July 2012

Terrorism news

This time it's all about civil aviation - the most desired terrorism target.

TSA Chief: Al-Qaida altered underwear bomb formula

It appears that the eternal dilemma of the aspiring pantybombers: briefs of boxers? - was finally resolved. The last fatwa, found between the charred remains of the Al Qaeda chief theologist Anwar al-Awlaki, settles the issue. It is boxers from now on, briefs being considered un-Islamic and lacking in capacity besides.

New York's JFK Airport top germ spreader

As one who spent inordinate amount of time in JFK, I can only concur. TSA must step in and declare JFK a terrorism hub ASAP.

NJ airport unveils virtual customer service rep

Yeah. Newark. You, my naive reader, may consider this headline not being related to the topic of this post. Just take a flight via Newark, and you will get the latest in customer service terrorism.

6 comments:

Pisa said...

Couldn't stop laughing throughout the AP article about "upgraded underwear bomb". Sounds more like stand-up comedy, what with recalibrating one's equipment to get into other person's underwear...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

A good laugh adds days to one's life. Scientifically proven.

shaun downey said...

Upgraded underwear bomb.. is that a stick of dynamite in your boxers or are you just pleased to see me!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

It will be "Are your boxers stiff because you are happy to see me or are they saturated with PETN?"

Dick Stanley said...

Been through Newark four times in past 18 months. Haven't noticed anything really awful, unlike the city itself which is a mini-Detroit disaster area.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I had to change flights while in Newark twice due to bad weather. Don't even ask...