16 July 2012

North Korea `Develops Tablet Computer'

The news from Bloomberg came in an awfully short and uninformative manner, but Elders know better. So about the first Juche tablet: yes, it can't connect to the Internet, but there are other advantages the arrogant Western powers can't even start to contemplate in their uneducated ways:

  • The tablet doesn't have any batteries
  • In fact, it doesn't waste energy at all, unlike the capitalist tablets. It doesn't need to be plugged into a wall power outlet either!
  • It doesn't have a lot of confusing buttons, so the use of it is as simple as Juche ideas.
  • Its screen is of a resolution hitherto unseen on this planet, largely ignorant of the President Kim Il Sung and his immortal field guidance.
And this is the picture that the tablet presents eternally and immortally:

So there. And remember that:
Everybody thinks more of the country than of his or her family and spares nothing for bolstering the capability for national defence. It is the real picture of Songun Korea today that this patriotic trait is given full play.

When the Korean people pool their patriotic wisdom and energies to materialize the plan of the Workers' Party of Korea for building an economic power, they will display Herculean strength, indeed.


Pisa said...

It just dawned on me (ach, isn't that picture inspirational!) that what's happening to North Korean people is, in a way, worse than the situation in Syria or Iran. They're virtually invisible.
Must remember that next time some kind soul uses the words "world's largest open-air prison".

SnoopyTheGoon said...

There is no doubt in my mind that North Korea is unique as far as oppression is concerned. And it's not a prison - rather a concentration camp.

shaun downey said...

Clearly it runs of Juche fervour....

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Fervor will go a long way.

yitzgood said...

What about its audio capabilities? I assume the Song of Kim Il Sung and the Song of Kim Jong Il are pre-loaded.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I believe it will play only Song of Kim Il Sung, when subjected to direct sunlight.