19 June 2011

Iran To Send Monkey Into Space

Surely you are familiar with the specimen to be sent off:


What with the brawl between Mahmoud the Mad and his spiritual leader... And in related news:

Man Shoots Finger Off To Get Rid Of Wart

Like in the previous case, the separation may be painful, but beneficial for all parties concerned.

6 comments:

Dick Stanley said...

Geosynch orbit would be a great place for Mahmoud. He could become as well known as Laika, the space dog.

jams o donnell said...

Given his current relationship with Khamenei, he may be better off in space!

Katie Norcross said...

But does Monkeyman actually have the qualifications to be an astronaut?  After all a chimp is smarter and has more common sense than he or the mullahs have.  Wouldn't that rule him out immediately?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I think that he will be a decent standard carrier for Ayatollahs.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

For a while, at least ;)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

But not as nice as Laika was.