More proof that Obama is Jewish. And Muslim too.

The Republicans issued a lot of heated statements about Obama's saying:

… you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.

I don't know, people - why dontcha cool down? After all, you cannot force a Muslim or a Jew to take pork calmly.

Just wait for his Christian or Hindu day. It is all detailed here.

We have still almost a month to go, and with this level of mudslinging somebody might blow a gasket yet. We don't want that, do we?

In related news: more comedians in Senate:

Minn. Democrats Pick Al Franken For Senate

But will he make a difference?