10 September 2008

Algae turns polar bears green? NO!!!

Sorry to use capital letters and so many exclamation marks, but the dire consequences expect those who do not heed the message.

Some naive people think that the bears turned green because of the algae. This is a grave mistake.

Not many of you remember this, but in 2005 Mahmoud the Mad raised an awful stink about the "green aura" that covered him during his presentation in the UN.

Our boffins checked the bears, and the conclusion is unequivocal: the green aura is spreading! There is no antidote at the moment, which means the whole world is doomed to become green.

Resistance is useless, and the female half of us should rethink their wardrobe as quick as humanly possible, since it's coming.