03 November 2014

In defense of shitty art by Natali Cohen Vaxberg

Somebody in one of the high windows got his/her panties in a twist because an itty bitty self-defined "artist", named Natali Cohen Vaxberg, a necessary part of the Israeli bohemian circles, decided to document for posterity (no pun intended) her multiple bowel movements.


Shit instead of blood from Yael Alon on Vimeo.

Since the results of these BMs are delivered on various national flags, including the Israeli one, our police was steered in that direction.

Natali Cohen Vaxberg, an actress affiliated with the extreme left, will be investigated in the coming days on suspicion of desecrating Israel’s national symbols and state flag.

A spokeswoman for the Tel Aviv District of the Israel Police said that while Israel was deeply committed to upholding the right to free speech, Vaxberg’s contentious act deeply insulted the public and directly clashed with other values deemed highly important to the Israeli people, the Haaretz daily reported.
Yeah... "deeply committed" and "deeply insulted". That's deep indeed.

First of all I would like to point out a technical issue with our valiant best and finest's involvement: since the above mentioned excrement was placed on quite a lot of different flags, doesn't the investigation, incarceration and future punishment of the defecator(s) fall under jurisdiction of an international body, like Interpol and, eventually, UN?

The next question will be whether the investigating officers succeeded to lay their hands of sufficient quantities of proop proof, I mean?

And the last question: don't our judiciary and our cops have anything better to do than pursue a minuscule pimple on the bottom of Israeli art scene for purposes unknown and for motives too stupid to even consider seriously? That, to remind you, while events of much higher impact, including our government being pooped upon (deservedly or not is another matter) by defecators much more important that one Natali Cohen Vaxberg?

WTF, in short?

Hat Tip: Petra Marquardt-Bigman.

Update1:  apparently, Ms Vaxberg is not alone in her quest to become rich and famous via her anal deposits. Here is her British doppelganger, one Connor Adams aka Mr OiOi:
What was your slight twist?

I shit in a blender.

Hm?

I pooed in the blender. I think everyone was doing them with like vile stuff - like loads of different alcohol, people were getting injured because of it - so I did one, saying, "It's not just about alcohol." It was about all the nasty shit you find in your fridge and your freezer. So I started putting olives, eggs, mustard, stuff like that, then I obviously added the key ingredient. Which was human faeces, out my arse.

So shitting in a blender really sort of made your career?

It did. I shared the video and then the next morning I'd been shared all over the country, like 533,000 times in the space of 24 hours. Obviously the next day, the next 24 hours I had nigh on 100,000 followers alone just on Facebook. So I set up a Twitter account and that exploded; I had like 14,000 followers within 24 hours.
Whatever it takes, Natali, whatever it takes...

15 comments:

The contentious centrist said...

Poor, mentally deranged girl. What can be the meaning of this?

peterthehungarian said...

Deranged!? A big mistake. She is a very smart young lady. A year ago she was a completely obscure nobody in a third rate and very small pseudo-artistic community and now the media and the internet are full with her name, she is a hero in the eyes of the millions of the Jew-hating lefty similarly failed intellectuals, she can expect many invitations to lecture at famous universities, her income will be hundreds time more than it was a year ago. Her act is now a fireproof way to transform any unsuccessful and unknown professional failures into worldwide success. See Shlomo Sand and co.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

First of all, Peter, you are right. She found her way to glory. However, this doesn't mean that she isn't deranged. As for poor, Noga - it will pass.

peterthehungarian said...

Don't misunderstand me Snoopy. Making a criminal/legal case of this completely insignificant nobody's act is almost as idiotic as the act itself.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That's fine, we agree on that sad case.

Dick Stanley said...

Most disgusting video you've ever posted. Some "artist." What do you bet she can't even draw?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

She is disgusting and creepy creature. Here is another sample:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flfUvPyLVZI

Dick Stanley said...

A "famer," ever in search of notoriety at any price, even her own disgrace. (Notice how she doesn't shave her pits?) A "concept artist" who can't produce real art. (Can she even draw cartoons?) Emblematic of the age. If you ever visit D.C. go see the trash "art" in front of the museums. Big blocks of junk. Inhuman stuff. Ignored by everyone who goes there except the academic "artists" and their government groupies. The human stuff by the masters is inside. Sorry. These people piss me off.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh yes, these people piss off many others, myself included, but there is nothing to do about it.

GideonSwort said...

This is what happens when healthcare drops provisions for the mentally deranged. And yes, Youtube virals the afflicted with unprecedented coverage.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

And I realize that posting this I only support the creature. Oh well, this is the way it rolls.

GideonSwort said...

Erm, you could talk about the need for more fiber in her diet, or that going Vegan can be a trigger for brain damage, and will ultimately make you crap all over the shop, or the viability of flags as makeshift crappers.....

GideonSwort said...

C'mon Dick, have some heart for the poor deranged slapper.

GideonSwort said...

You've heard the term pissartist, she is an offshoot of the movement which is hoping to bring solids, or semi-solids into the movement - Turdartist.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah. Whatever. A promising trend. Soon they will start passing messages with that material on the walls. Wait, it is already done...