29 July 2014

River In China Turns Bloody Red Overnight, Zionists deny involvement



Check this out:
Inspectors from the Wenzhou Environmental Protection Bureau said they have not found the cause of the incident, although water samples seem to indicate the suspicious color was a result of illegal dumping in the river.
A spokesperson for the Elders' HQ stated:
  • This natural phenomenon has nothing to do with the alleged predilection of certain people to consume food items that include human (gentile, for preference) blood.
  • There are definitely no grounds for the malicious rumor about the said people cleaning up their blood reservoirs once a year in preparation for intake of freshly collected gentiles' blood.
  • The author of the Facebook post that promoted the theory about a malfunctioning valve that caused the blood from the said (non-existing) reservoir to spill into the Elders' underground network of waterways, crisscrossing the whole world to enable the movement of Elders' six foot lizards, was located and punished.
  • The so called "map" of the said waterways, attached to the Facebook posting, appears to be in fact the map of Schiaparelli canals on Mars.
  • The promotion of the inspector from the Wenzhou Environmental Protection Bureau to the post of Inspector-General of Wenzhou Environmental Protection has nothing to do with traces of blood or any other such nonsense.
So there.

7 comments:

Sennacherib said...

Ah yes, it's the Moses gambit. A goldie oldie indeed. Good chance the Chinamen have never heard of it. Especially effective when follow on plagues (frogs etc) are used creating the necessary confusion before the main "first born" attack.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep, a useful feint indeed, but for clear reasons I am forbidden to comment ;-)

Sennacherib said...

Though renowned throughout the world for their formidable powers, the Elders should know they go against a worthy opponent. A stolen video to illustrate their challenger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9BHNQB1Sp4

Dick Stanley said...

A blood reservoir, eh? Must be hard to keep it from coagulating.

Dick Stanley said...

"Sever his left ear." Very appropriate choice.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh, that one. But we have an agreement with them. All the solar system planets, aside of Venus, are theirs for the next 5,000 years to do what they want.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

It's all chemistry.