09 July 2013

Man rapes duck in Turkish village

This is the most read and tweeted about news in the today's Hurryet. On our (the Elders') side, we can only notice the suspicious lack of response from the Erdogan's office.

A detail that slightly alleviates the seriousness of the situation:

It [the duck] is now reportedly in good condition and remains in a veterinarian care.
We hope that the offender, whoever it may appear to be, will do the honorable thing now and marry the victim of his urges.

P.S. And unpublished detail from the police investigation of the evildoer: the pious man blames the duck for enticing him into the act by walking uncovered, also wobbling and quacking suggestively.

6 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

this is not some Turkish Onion clone, perhaps a FIG?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Actually, Hurryet is quite a good newspaper, and the story appears in several places. But of course, it doesn't prove the story is authentic.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I have heard of tenderizing one's meat, but this takes the practice to a new level.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I prefer my ducks crispy, so I don't know from tenderizing.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Tired of goats, obviously.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh maybe he didn't graduate yet from poultry to bigger farm animals ;-)