Britain’s Royal Family; Christian or Jewish?

Via Judeopundit: MEHR news, the long arm of the Ayatollahs wants to know, hinting about the reasons for their interest:

The truth is that the Royal Family’s new bride is a Jew. Although in the wedding ceremony it was pretended that Kate Middleton is Christian but this lady’s family roots show that she is considered a Sephardic Jew from her mother’s side. Moreover the timing of the wedding and the way it was held which was based on Jewish culture verify the evidences.

Of course, the question is naive and could be easily answered in the framework of our domination (dominance in Iranian speak). Of course, the Royals are as Jewish as we, the Elders, want them to be.

This is all trifles. Ya'll better wait for our revelation about Ayatollah Khamenai, the so called Supreme Leader... it will be a doozy, I promise.