02 July 2013

Anwar al-Awlaki and his addiction to prostitutes

I've read these revelations about the Hellfirerized (or is it Predatorized?) mullah without any special emotions. The creep is dead, after all, and his past shenanigans are of a slight interest.

Aside of one, purely theological question: when he got to his special VIP section of the Islamofascist martyrs' paradise, did he get the same 72 virgins or should he have been expecting a lesser number, on account of his, how to say it - massive withdrawals from the account?

2 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, it was a step up from goats, anyhow.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Who knows what kind of virgins they provide nowadays in that paradise. With the supplies dwindling so quickly, the quality could be seriously down.