05 March 2012

Mark Zuckerberg - a Mossad agent?

This smashing discovery belongs to some Iranian folks.



Goes a long way to show how much they understand in the workings of the Elders. Like this statement about Zuckerberg :

According to a report on the website brainz.org, which belongs to the American government, he is originally a Jew and his name appears on a list of 50 people who deny the existence of God.
To start with, Mossad, as we have already explained, is a first training stage, call it an incubator, from which the Elders pluck the most promising fellow from time to time to become a junior Elder.

Of course, there is no arguing with the fact that "he is originally a Jew". What do you expect from Mossad?  Sure, originally he was Jewish, but now, being elevated to a position of the Elder, he is much more...

As for Facebook being a Zionist tool for recruitment of spies: take a look at the dark blue color of the status bar on the top of the Facebook list. Watch this bar, if possible without blinking, for about 30 seconds. Have you noticed a slight shimmering of that bar? If yes, it means that you are immune to the subliminal recruitment via Facebook. If not, you are already a Zionist agent. Congratulations. Your first mission will be conveyed to you via the same bar.

8 comments:

KatieNorcross said...

Zuckerberg flunked out of Mossad school.  He is too unstable for Mossad and of course the Elders' purposes.  Iran is just paranoid.

This fellow is more to our, oops the Elders' liking:

Dick Stanley said...

It doesn't shimmer. Hot dog. (Hebrew National, of course). I can hardly wait for my mission. Hope it's a cool one.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 They usually are. But I am not sure they let the agents know what they do ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 Unstable? Look at his wallet!

KatieNorcross said...

 Definitely unstable.  He is known, in the spotlight, everyone has "friended" him.  A Mossad agent has to be seen but not known.  Just like an Elder.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 This is the beauty of the arrangement. He is seen by everybody, without being seen, if you see what I mean.

Frankly, I am already confused myself...

David All said...

Yes, looking at that bar was how I was recruited by the Elders.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

And good luck to you. The money and working conditions are not something, but the glory...