I don't know, people. I have read that online manifesto and I have to say that a) every self-respecting Green will agree with it; and b) it's much less inhuman and destructive than, say, the Communist Manifesto. Besides, it calls for salvation of "The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels." Do you have a personal beef with Froggies? Or Squirrels? Go ahead, tell me.
And even I, being Green only in spots and at random times, cannot disagree with this:
You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world...I know, James, I swear.
So we all should sit up and listen, I suggest. Or else...
And yes: DOWN WITH DISCOVERY CHANNEL!
Viva National Geographic!
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Fortunately, in the end, Mr. Lee did his part to reduce the human population caused pollution. Unfortunately he terrorized a few people along the way.
Well, he just came before his time. The Greens are organizing...
At least the silly bastard didn't argue for a wildlife sanctuary at Ground Zero - although that's about the only ridiculous argument he failed to make.
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