No, I am no good at limericks, so here goes the headline:
Guards find cell phone inside NC inmate's rectum
The article goes into details on what the phone was doing there:
Chambers was convicted in 2008 of being a habitual felon and sentenced to 10 years in prison. Investigators said he was using the phone as part of a drug-dealing operation.No explanation, however, on what the guards were supposed to do in the same location.
And there is a remark even more ominous:
It could not be immediately determined Wednesday if Chambers has a lawyer.I don't get it: couldn't the guards check, while looking for the phone...