24 September 2010

There was a young man in Raleigh...

No, I am no good at limericks, so here goes the headline:

Guards find cell phone inside NC inmate's rectum

The article goes into details on what the phone was doing there:

Chambers was convicted in 2008 of being a habitual felon and sentenced to 10 years in prison. Investigators said he was using the phone as part of a drug-dealing operation.
No explanation, however, on what the guards were supposed to do in the same location.

And there is a remark even more ominous:
It could not be immediately determined Wednesday if Chambers has a lawyer.
I don't get it: couldn't the guards check, while looking for the phone...