Official Obstacle To Peace (OOTP) requires urgent assistance

Since that day when Meryl designated me as OOTP, I can't find a moment of peace. I mean inner peace here, not that other one.

I don't mind the job itself. I mean, it has its glory moments and it looks more and more like a permanent one, where one doesn't have to worry about one's pension rights, one's tenure etc.

However, this OOTP designation - it really sucks. It doesn't want to roll from one's tongue no matter how you turn it around.

So, please, folks - help me come up with something catchy and easy, so I can renegotiate the terms of that deal with Meryl.

Thanks.