Diego Armando Maradona: still beyond pathethic

This prayer:

Diego Maradona cast his immense shadow over the Argentina team again on Friday when he said he would give his life to return to the helm and avenge their World Cup quarter-final humiliation.

was immediately answered:

In a poll by the newspaper Clarin, 91.1 percent of about 10,000 who responded said they did not want him back.

So the Hand of God will have to choose another source of income. Or, in different words, another means to repay his debt to the Italian government.

Too bad, shrimp...