25 September 2010

Ebra and you

Ebra is a revolutionary new product that, while unable to prevent Chernobyl, will make your presence in the place more pleasurable.

Caught in a disaster? You'd better hope you're wearing the Emergency Bra. Simply unsnap the bright red bra, separate the cups, and slip it over your head -- one cup for you, and one for your friend.


As for situation Ebra places us (the men) in: a lonely man is definitely a sitting duck for a terrorist, a volcano, a nuclear facility going... nuclear or another calamity of natural or human origins. So, first of all, we should make sure not to be lonely. As the Ebra site says:
The goal of any emergency respiratory device is to achieve tight fixation and full coverage.
Thankfully, most of the healthy men are born with the necessary fixation. What is left - to find a female partner that uses an Ebra of sufficient size - for full coverage.

And - voila!

P.S. I hope that, while working on the Ebra, the inventor also resolved the issue of a quick (emergency) release button. Men are demanding this one for almost a millennium...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah Snoopyall is not lost. all that is needed is an ebra for man boobs. Any man that does not have moobs wil perish, sadly but  the good news is that the stout will inherit the earth!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I am totally for the kingdom of stout.

jams o donnell said...

Strange I was shown as a guest... hiho

Dick Stanley said...

Let's hear a shout for stout. While I huff and puff on the treadmill and try not to wrench my back in situps.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Happens with Echo all the time. But I've calculated you!

David All said...

I am going to show this to a female co-worker. If you do not hear from me again, ... well it has been great knowing everyone here.  

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, well, it was nice to know you too, David. At least duck on time.