20 October 2014

Kim Jong Un converts to Judaism: plans to live till 120

Unlike his illustrious ancestor, Kim Il Sung, who aimed at a much humbler figure of 100 years, the Fatso is more ambitious. "120 or die!" - is the new slogan in the motherland of the Juche idea.

Not relying on religion alone, Kim Jong Un warned his doctors that if the desired goal of 120 years is not reached (in due time), he will personally preside over the execution of the whole medical team, their families and pets.

4 comments:

Dick Stanley said...

Not wearing lipstick he won't. At least not in the Orthodox variety.

Yitzchak Goodman said...

Kim Jong Un warned his doctors that if the desired goal of 120 years is
not reached (in due time), he will personally preside over the execution
of the whole medical team, their families and pets.


In the next world?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, you know how some organized religions open the gates to "others". I bet our chief rabbis will do same soon.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oy, Yitzchak, I am afraid that you underestimate the willpower of the dear Marshal and his ability to provide field guidance in any state.