08 October 2014

144 virgins? Now you are talking. It's a deal!

Who can reject this: "But, whoever to be killed at the hands of Americans will receive 144 virgin Hoor Al-ayn in janat..."?

Not I, at any rate. 72 caused me some hesitation, but 144? Be a moron to miss that deal. I am going tomorrow to the closest US Consulate to ask for euthanasia by an American citizen.

P.S. I hope a healthy percentage of the gals knows to cook.

P.P.S. Yeah, and to prepare the duty roster.