New gender options for Facebook users: what about us?

They thought about everything and everyone. Or so they think, at least:

Facebook said the changes being rolled out Thursday for the company's 159 million U.S. users are aimed at giving people more choices in how they describe themselves, such as androgynous, bi-gender, intersex, gender fluid or transsexual.

Yeah, so what about "Too Old" or, at least, "Irrelevant"?

Protest!