10 February 2014

French are outing Beyoncé and Barack Obama's affair?

No, not exactly, French are only "... reporting that the Washington Post is working on a “media bomb” about how President Barack Obama and Beyoncé had an affair."

Gala, a more French and more tabloid-y version of Vanity Fair, claims that Barack and Michelle Obama will soon divorce and that the president’s affair with Jay Z’s wife is part of the reason.

I say the man certainly deserves a third term. When does he have time to accomplish all this, what with golf, politics and Michelle? Mind boggles...

Update. first repercussions follow:

8 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh, boy, if I was him I would not want to be alone with Mooch after this.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

The Pullet Surprise has become almost as big a joke as Friedman. It only goes to people who uphold the liberal Democrat narrative, as people are finally beginning to realize.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Auditioning the finger puppets, eh? Fantasy is much more satisfying than the unexpected but inevitable problems of reality. It's interesting how the "experts" always say Iran could not deliver a nuclear warhead because it has no missiles capable of it carrying one. It looks like a big enough drone would work just as well.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Another look at the squirell.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I thought too that she might strip him of all external appendages easily.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Looks like that, with the subject getting three of them.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Drone is, probably. much more vulnerable, although with the modern electronics it could be a tough target to find indeed. Who knows?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Isn't it the big bad wolf?