11 February 2014

Anti-drone activist goes missing

A mystery indeed. His spouse told our reporter:

It was about 2:00 AM, when Kareem went out into the backyard to relieve himself, as he does frequently during nighttime lately. I heard a buzzing noise which kept growing stronger and stronger. Then Karim shouted something and the noise began to abate. I haven't found anything but his left shoe in the backyard.
Alex Jones refused to comment on the news.