05 February 2014

Cheap wisecracks

It was so cold that frozen helicopters fell from the skies...

Two cowboys bragging:
1: I have a fastest hand in the West.
2: Well, all in all, I prefer women...

Husband: I don't know whether what they say about blondes is true, but yesterday morning my wife bleached her hair. That same day's evening she started with a scandal after finding some dark hair in our bed...

New criteria for obesity: she was so fat that 32 GB phone memory was sufficient only for one third of her photograph.

During the European biathlon championship German team accidentally conquered France. 

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