10 February 2012

The little Russian drill that rocked the world

Of course calling the drill that has reached through 3,768 meters of ice to the Antarctic sub-glacial lake Vostok "little" is an understatement. After all, the drill didn't damage the Earth axis. But, compared to its size, it surely has shaken our fundamental beliefs.

After decades of drilling, Russian scientists have finally managed to pierce through Antarctica’s ice sheet to reveal the secrets of a unique sub-glacial lake, Vostok, that has been sealed there for the past 20 million years, a scientific source said on Monday.
And I don't mean all manner of prehistoric creatures that will be gradually raised from the lake to shock and awe many a modern biologist.

What I have in mind is the Truth. To start with, the Russian (RIA Novosti) article linked above begins with a lie, i.e. "After decades of drilling" means diddly squat. Russians are futzing around Antarctica for decades indeed, and they have decided to go public only after all the Nazi goodies they could put their grubby mitts on were safely transported to a secret location near a village Chugueva* (Siberia, Russia).

And the article doesn't completely succeed to gloss over the Truth. Notice the gleeful reference:
With the current events happening at Lake Vostok, an old theory saying that German Nazis may have built a secret base there as early as the 1930s, has resurfaced.

It is thought that towards the end of the Second World War, the Nazis moved to the South Pole and started constructing a base at Lake Vostok. In 1943, Grand Admiral Karl Dontiz was quoted saying “Germany's submarine fleet is proud that it created an unassailable fortress for the Fuehrer on the other end of the world,” in Antarctica.

According to German naval archives, months after Germany surrendered to the Allies in April, 1945, the German submarine U-530 arrived at the South Pole from the Port of Kiel. Crewmembers constructed an ice cave and supposedly stored several boxes of relics from the Third Reich, including Hitler’s secret files.

It is also rumored that later the submarine U-977 delivered the remains of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun to Antarctica for DNA cloning purposes.
Surely you have discerned that smirking style: "It is thought...", "According to German archives", "It is also rumored" etc. Rumored my foot! Of course, existence of the Nazi base was suspected by many and for a fairly long time. But only now we have the real truth. And real proof.

Obviously the Elders' machine wasn't totally indifferent to the fate of the Nazi memorabilia in Russian hands, and our operatives were reporting all the time from the Chugueva environs. Here is a brief of our findings, in order of importance.

Remains of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun were indeed delivered to Antarctica, only to be retrieved by the Russians and brought to Chugueva for processing. Deity only knows why Russians decided they need the dreck. Here you can see a Hitler's DNA sample being taken for cloning and incubation:

However, the cryogenic device used for preserving the Hitler's stiff was damaged (either on the long trek to Antarctica or later), and the only organ that Russian eggheads have succeeded to re-grow was the mustache:

Aside of possibly being a collector's item (surely to find its way to the rumored Putin's collection of similar relics), it's hard to see the benefits from this part of the deal.

It is different with Eva Broun. Look at the picture of the original:

Everyone who have visited Russia during the last thirty years must have encountered one or more of hauntingly similar ladies, all about 65 to 70 years old, all being virgins and, in addition, great-aunts of a few adorable babies whom they mercilessly pinch on the cheek***, disregarding the consequent baby's wailing. The reason for proliferation of Eva Braun clones is that the lab that was in charge of cloning was forgotten, administratively speaking, during Perestroika times and no one issued an order to cease production.

To save some work and to preserve the identities of our agents in place, I shall use further in this document some of (our own) information, compiled by a site that calls itself Godlike Productions. Their version of reporting is titled:


(I solemnly swear that the upper case use in the title is reproduced by me faithfully.)

To start with, the author succeeded to put his hands on a rare map of Antarctic:

If this unique map doesn't prove to you that both Nazi secret base and UFOs are real, I don't know what possibly could. But of course, there is plenty of supporting documentation. Like the photo of the Nazi flying saucer's drawing:

The text on the above photo was blurred by the Elders on purpose. Otherwise the unbelievable simplicity of the saucer, invented by one Victor Shauberger, could have caused a saucer or several being built in everyone's back yard****. And here is the said Victor Shauberger with a less secret part of his revolutionary still engine.

(In fact, it could have be some other Nazi scientist, but as an illustration it will definitely have to do). And now to the secret Nazi base. Here it comes:

You can see above a Bismark - class UFO being serviced by its ground crew (or, rather, sub-glacial crew, since the base was hidden under the above mentioned 3,768 meters of ice on the lake Vostok's shore).

On the next photo you can see a smaller Nazi UFO over a Norway fjord.

It was obviously on a supply mission, since Nazi moguls were partial to the Northern seas fish.

And, of course, we cannot finish the report without mentioning the heinous bloodthirsty attack upon the Admiral Byrd's Operation Highjump ships, described so vividly in that article.

The armed to the teeth UFO is going to make short work of the American cruiser, as could be clearly seen in that snapshot. 

And, after all you have seen and read by now, it must be also clear to you that making this kind of information public could be dangerous. It is no wonder that the fate of the author of that article with upper case affliction is rather questionable by now. Judge by yourself:

Account terminated... by the same Google what hides the evidence of the Nazi base. So, you have seen some of the Truth - exactly what you were allowed to. Now go to sleep and try to forget it - until further notice.

And take care out there, lest a UFO makes an unannounced twilight visit.


(*) Chugueva is that godforsaken place that nobody ever visits, nobody thinks about or mentions** and, no matter what manner of mayhem you create around it, no one will ever be interested in it. Even the watchful spy satellites close their lenses when overflying the place. Anyway, you are welcome to look it up on Google Maps. Tell me if you notice something around it... no? Why I am not surprised?

(**) Aside of an ancient and unprintable Russian quatrain, that is.

(***)  In reality the cheek-pinching is attributed to the original E.B.'s compulsive checking whether the baby's skin is already tough enough to be harvested for production of handcrafted lampshades, wallets and other goodies.

(****) If you don't have a back yard, don't come here with complaints. Go and occupy yourself one, you know how it is done by now. If not - too bad.


Shaun Downey (Jams O Donnell) said...

AH such wonderful lunacy and all because of the german expedition to what it called Neuschwabenland before the war.

As for the Nazi bases they were clearly defeated in 1947 by Admiral Byrd's expedition, Operation High Jump. For the loss of  two carriers and 3,277 men, Byrd destroyed six Nazi bases, captured no less than seven Horten designed flying saucers (one of which crashed at Roswell, fact!).

Byrd was also successful in destroying the Old Ones' base at the Mountains of Madness killing at least 420 Shoggoths in the process and fatally wounding Nyarlathotep.

There were some follow up expeditions. The picard expedition to the bottom of the Challenger Dep was in fact a cover for a successful nuclear strike on R'lyeh while the last Nazi moonbase was neutralised during the Apollo 23 mission in 1976.

Mercifully the Nazi UFO/ Ancient Ones pose no further threat to our well being.

I really should expand this and create a website and several books so I can bilk some conspiracy nuts out of their hard earned cash!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 Only a minor correction to this, otherwise excellent summary: The saucer that fell on Roswell was a first, experimental one, created by that Victor Whatever guy with participation of Alpha Centauri 13 sentient butterflies.

Oh, and re Shoggoths: 23 of them were actually captured, providing today many leading politicians to both US major parties.

Dick Stanley said...

Oh, I don't know about that. An old Army bud of mine, who recently sold his chain of furniture stores in Ohio for the big bucks, is into what he calls "alternate history," which is a polite way of saying he believes the aliens landed long ago and the feds have been covering it up.

Dick Stanley said...

What is it with "Vostok"? First a spacecraft, now a lake.

Shaun Downey (Jams O Donnell) said...

 Ah I stand corrected about the Shoggoths. I get the feeling that they have been cloned and lent out to provide leadership in many other countries. I am sure that Netanyahu, Putin and Cameron  have a touch of the shog about them!

No Good Boyo said...

Let us not forget the Welsh angle. Welsh nationalists controlled nearby Patagonia in the 1940s, having being driven out of wartime Britain for pacificism. Trelew was to serve as a staging post for Nazi Antarctica, and the Welsh language, being the human remnant of the speech of the Old Ones, was a lingua franca for summoning and tasking Shoggoths. And they would have got away with it too... 

Dick Stanley said...

What is it with Vostok? Fist a spacecraft and and now a lake.

Dick Stanley said...

Oh, I don't know about that. A semi-wealthy old Army bud of mine (he founded a chain of furniture stores in Ohio) is into what he calls"alternate history," which is a respectable cover for his belief that space aliens took over the U.S. long ago but the feds are covering it up.

Dick Stanley said...

So what is it with Vostok. First the name of a spacecraft and now a lake?

Dick Stanley said...

Oh, I don't know. One of them is an old Army bud of mine who retired semi-wealthy. He calls his belief "alternate history," which is a respectable-sounding cover for the idea that space aliens took over the government long ago. Although after years of Obozo and his lying media pals, I have to wonder who's the nut.

SnoopyTheGoon said...


SnoopyTheGoon said...

 Hm... I don't know the history of the lake's name. Besides this one there are other 170 in Antarctica...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 Oh, this belief is normal for a high percentage of people. Sometimes one sees what is going on an this conclusion is practically inescapable.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 So a part of these flying saucers/UFOs is Welsh then?

Dick said...

Sorry this appears so many times. I kept writing it and it kept disappearing. Face palm.

Dick said...

I meant what does Vostok mean? Very cool saucer, though. A Werner Von Braun creation, perhaps?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 Oh. Vostok means East. As for old Werner - could be, but then he didn't tell his USA hosts about it.

David All said...

Makes sense to me. How does this tie into the world ending this year as predicted by the Mayan Calender in the final episode of the X-Files? Is the old Nazi UFO Base in the Antarctic going to be where the world's elities will go to survive the destruction of the rest of the world? Inquiring minds want to know?@#! 

Snoopy, if you want to find some great videos of UFOs battling American military, Watch the 1956 Cold War Sci Fi thriller "Earth versus the Flying Saucers". It is real fun to look at.

David All said...

Wonder why people are so concerned about this year's elections since it does not matter who wins, because the Earth will be undergoing world-ending disasters in Dec. 2012. Must be part of the cover story to keep folks pre-occupied until it is too late for them to do anything.  

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 OK, thanks, David, I shall try to find it. I adore stuff like this, lots of laughs in it...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 I have an update re the Mayan calendar too. In a day or two...

David All said...

Snoopy, I look forward to your post on the Mayan calendor. Perhaps you can give us some idea about how much time we have left. (joke)

The fact that some Shoggoths were captured and were donated to the major political parties in both America and Europe explains a lot of what has happened over the last 35 years. (joke)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

 Well, it is already out.