After reading a piece titled This Guy Stabbed Someone For Not Knowing Jay-Z Was Married To Beyonce, I have decided to go into hiding for a while. What would this guy do to me when it becomes clear to him that I... oh boy... please, please, I am already googling...
4 hours ago
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It says "The argument began because he didn't know who Beyonce's husband was." So the argument evolved, other subjects came up, and some other piece of ignorance probably led to the actual stabbing. Not being able to name any Stanislaw Lem novels, perhaps.
Ah... OK, so maybe I will stick my nose out for a while, at least.
Decisions, decisions... Do I fill my head with stupid bullshit (or at least a different sort of stupid bullshit) or invest in a stab vest? I think I'll go for Kevlar!
Not sure Kevlar is good against stabbing. But yeah, it may be a capital idea, seeing as I am in total ignorance of the scene...
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