24 January 2012

The call to kill Jews: applicable or not?

The latest from PMW (Palestinian Media Watch) includes three major points in its lede:

Mufti denies applying Hadith about
Muslims killing Jews to today's conflict

PMW report shows that Mufti did apply call
to kill Jews to current conflict

Following PMW report, PM Netanyahu calls
for criminal investigation of PA Mufti

It is very simple to show that there is no contradiction between these three points, but of course we all have to calm down first. Have you calmed down? Now take heed of the following:

First of all, the Mufti is absolutely right. That Hadith is like a standing instruction: you see a Joo, you kill yourself one. So there.

On the other hand, the PMW report is also absolutely on the money: standing order, no matter how ancient, once it's issued and followed to the letter, is applicable to the current time. So there.

As for Bibi being discombobulated by the Hadith, there is a reasonable explanation for that too. You see, the full text of that Hadith is:
Judgement Day will come only when the Muslims fight the Jews and kill them, until the Jew hides behind the tree and the stone, and the tree and the stone say: 'Oh Muslim, oh servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him' - except for the Gharqad tree.
Now, the reason most Jooz are so cool about the Hadith is that every single one has planted and grown for him/herself a good Gharqad tree. Just in case, you know. However, Bibi, due to his acquired girth, has a problem you can easily grok:

Can you see Bibi behind the tree? Me too...

Now, is the whole issue squared away? I hope so.


Incognito said...

yeah, right it doesn't apply. since they're so evolved and don't follow the hadiths and Quran to the letter.
that's a sad little Gharqad tree. Am gonna have to go google that. :-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

To google on Bibi's measurements, you mean ;-)

Yitzchak said...

The gharqadization of all world vegetation is almost complete, but the rocks are presenting a problem. Haven't figured out a way to genetically modify rocks.

Dick Stanley said...

Yep, that's Islam. A parody (at best) of Judaism and Christianity. Hey, we are talking about the only religion in the world that requires wife beating.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Rocks are tough. But maybe teaching them to be quiet is easy, who knows.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Judiciously beating that wife, I have to add.

KatieNorcross said...

I haven't heard a rock talk in years.  (It's the new medication.)  I guess putting lips on them would help.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

You of little faith you ;-)