19 January 2012

Iran to kick off World War Three? Nope, but McDonald's just might...

Pravda at its scaremongering best: Iran to kick off World War Three. According to this piece, it will start with Israel attacking, US getting involved, China "taking responsive measures" etc... until, of course, Trinidad and Tobago start getting serious about the whole brouhaha...

But, unnoticed by the scribe that penned this article, another Pravda's scribe revealed the stark reality that will, most probably, put paid to this here world:

McDonald's to expose everything about its chemical food in Russia

Consumer rights' advocates filed a lawsuit against McDonald's fast food chain in Russia. The lawsuit was filed at Moscow's Tverskoy Court. The plaintiffs intend to oblige the company to indicate the complete list of ingredients on packaging, rather than the content of protein, fat and carbohydrates.
Civilizations were ruined for reasons that pale into insignificance compared with a thought of such disclosure. The Mayan calendar with its reminder about 2012 was on the money, after all.

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. (Luke 23:34)

4 comments:

Shaun Downey (Jams O Donnell) said...

There are some horrors where people should remain in blissful ignorance!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Indeed. This is one of the cases when knowledge kills.

Dick Stanley said...

Corn syrup, in abundance, just for starters.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Shhh... the Internet has ears.