The understanding is dawning on MPACUK

The Elders have been alerted by Judeopundit that some extraordinary events are unfolding in that cradle of low IQ promoters that calls itself MPACUK. That crowd came to our attention several times, but for some rather routine matters. Aside of the unusual stupidity, nothing special.

However, diligence and time sometimes compensate the other shortcomings, and it so happens that the folks of MPACUK are finally getting wise (well...) to their place in the overall scheme of things. The deep doodoo the pro Palestinian Media spokesperson for the MCB that poetically calls himself Inayat Bunglawala, got himself with LGF was the trigger for the MPACUK's sudden enlightenment.

Of course, they are still at the stage of guesswork, stumbling around the truth like blind kittens. We have decided to give them some assistance. Out of pure charity, you understand...

So here are a few quotes from the historic article with our helpful comments.

The Zionist machine as organised and well funded as it is...

True, but it is not a machine. This is rather a cyborg, if you don't count the androids and the reptilians (sometimes mistakenly called 6ft lizards by the public).

MPACUK has always said that individual Zionists may harm Muslims, but in reality, any major attack on a Muslim group or leader is co-ordinated, even if it seems like it's coming from an individual.

There is no such thing as "individual Zionist". We are all part of the Elders' outfit. No need for "co-ordination" as well, it is all... but see "cyborg".

Zionist Blogs too, are too well researched and co-ordinated to be the work of individuals. No part time nut could watch every minute for any slip by a Muslim group as vigilantly as they do. Most probably they are part of a well funded central network. They are another weapon in the growing armoury of the Zionist machine that is deployed against Muslims.

The quote above should be reviewed in the light of our previous remarks. There are no "part time nuts" - all the nuts and bolts are part of the same huge Z-being. And the Z-being is alert 24x7.

They are used to frighten, smear and intimidate Muslim groups and individuals that stand up against Israel. They target organisations, then isolate individuals within those organisations and then use all their powers in a sustained co-ordinated attack to smash the person and destroy them.

Now, now, there is no need to exaggerate. What kind of co-ordination is needed to send over one of our trained reptilians to do a bit of smashing and destroying? Don't be silly.

This is how quickly they can mobilise given even the slightest scent of blood.

That is a factual mistake. There was no blood smell in this case, rather a strong smell of another unpleasant substance. We cannot go here into details, but suffice to say it was of brownish coloring. Besides, it is widely known that the only fresh blood acceptable for Elders' meals must come from a pre-puberty aged children of non-Jewish persuasion. And Mr. Bunglawala does not fit that category.

If however you are shocked at the powerful nature of those who attack you...

No real need to be shocked. In fact, when one of the above mentioned reptilians attacks someone, that someone does not have sufficient time to analyse the powerful nature or any of that nonsense.

We need volunteers and most of all we need money.

Oh boy, who does not need money? The answer is: of course, the Elders. Still, the internal funding of the departments is extremely stingy, but we can make an exception in your case, seeing as you serve our cause so unswervingly.

Training events are being set up around the UK...

Good, but take care not to leave the equipment strewn around freely. Remember that an RPG or a Kalashnikov could be easily hidden under a lady's burqa. But be gentle about it, don't just shove it every each way.

Your ever watchful Elders.