These posts will be titled from now on IFAQ - InFrequently asked question, after all these are the real pearls one gets diving deep into the murky waters of virtual surfing with assistance of SiteMeter.
Q: What is the spawn of the devil?
A: We do not confess to anything on Shabes.
Q: Rabbit meat in kuala Lumpur?
A: Go for it, but do not blame us afterward.
Q: "rapture" "order to evacuate"?
A: Not yet, the order will be sent by the usual means.
Q: Jews in the current bush administration?
A: All of them. We are monitoring the situation 24x7. Not to worry.
Q: What does this mean give me liberty or give me death?
A: This expression underwent some transformations lately. Today, if your boss tells you to go to hell, you are free to go wherever you want.
Q: Ben Bernanke Mossad?
A: Surely not - Mossad is for routine day-to-day domination. Ben Bernanke is one of the Elders!
Q: Tuna kosher or not?
A: It depends who is asking. Call us off-line, please.
Q: Break down themaiden hood?
A: If you mean TheMaiden, she will break you in two before you even get to the business. Otherwise - we are not doctor Ruth here.
Q: What did the elders probably look for when appointing a muezzin?
There is a detailed manual on this subject. Every muezzin, mufti, sheikh, ayatollah, etc. is chosen according to a strictly set list of characteristics. It will be too boring to list all of them, so briefly:
- He must be of impeccable Jewish ancestry, for these jobs even a gentile father (grandfather) is not acceptable.
- Must totally identify with the goals and methodology of the Elders.
- Expert in poisons, firearms and domination of all life forms.
- Ready to marry 4 women with all the consequences.
- Knowledge of Quran - advantage.
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