The expression "wrong on so many levels" would have applied to that piss-poor article by CNN, there are only two problems with it: I am tired to hear it; and there is only one level in this article (guess which one one).
A Palestinian man rammed into a cyclist and four Israeli border police...Technically true, but here is a quote from ToI:
Palestinian runs over 4 border policewomen and a cyclist...Of course, gender neutrality is important in XXI century, the century of inclusiveness and Political Correctness. Oh well.
The suspect tried to escape, but was shot by a security guard and severely wounded before being taken into custody, police said.Interesting. So the "suspect" tried to run, according to CNN. Here it goes from that other source:
After the car attack, he then emerged from the vehicle with a butcher’s knife and attempted to stab passersby, but was swiftly shot and incapacitated by a Border Policeman and a Light Rail security guard at the scene.I rest my case. Or the case could rest itself, for all I care.
Slow weekend, ain't it?
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"Driver hits Israeli border police, authorities call it a terror attack."
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Benevolent political correctness vs. the authorities of the occupying power and the Islampohobes...
If only it was one of their fellow reporters on that bicycle, do you think they would have left out that minor detail about the butcher's knife?
Yes, that's a good analysis. Add sloppy journalism, and the brew is ready.
Normally foreign reporters make their roost at the American Colony hotel in Jerusalem, being pampered by PA reps. And one of the on a bicycle would be a miracle, almost like the Messiah's red heifer.
Hey, this is the Characteristic News Network. Details like butcher knives being carried around in cars need extraordinary checking. I'm sure they'll get back to us on it eventually.
Figures. Only the finest for Faultless FEMA, the fruitless fabricator of future fecklessness.
As usual, they buried the lead. Focusing on the weasel and the bare-naked rider rather than the real news: A giant, flying woodpecker
The future home of Kremlin's Krispy Kremes.
Yep, indeed ;-)
I bet. In a week or three, on page 28...
Well, if this is the way you want to look at it...
In fact, BBC folks claim that weasel actually could be that small. I don't know. I always imagined a weasel being about a foot long or so.
Could be a good deal.
Not likely Putin is so short, though.
Yep, it must be professional, from the old KGB days, when he squeezed through every keyhole.
Looks like the perfect running mate for Cynthia (Federal authorities killed thousands of prison inmates during Hurricane Katrina) McKinney if she runs for President in 2016 on the Totally Looney Mad Party ticket, otherwise known as the Green Party
That would be a nice pair, agreed.
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