17 March 2015

Suha Arafat wouldn't be able to mine hubby's underwear for polonium, say eggheads


The pioneering quest for the valuable radioactive element was discontinued due to nearsightedness and lack of scientific courage of Russian and French scientists.

"The measly two or three hundred millions US dollars my husband left me barely allow me to survive, what with the crazy prices in Paris," Suha complained, "and the only hope to improve my lot was to start mining polonium from my dear Yasser's remains. Now this hope was dashed."

Clarification: due to shortage of time to presses, the only available picture of Suha was the one above. Suha is on the right. The person on the left... let's just say it's a whole other story.

6 comments:

peterthehungarian said...

Could this be true?
Hillary Clinton's Anti-Israel, Pro-Hezbollah Donor
PS Snoopy did yoy see this? http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/03/17/american-professor-arrested-following-mid-flight-foreign-policy-rant/?tid=sm_tw

Dick Stanley said...

Amazing resemblance, eh, between Nurse Ratched and the squeeze of the World's Oldest Terrorist (TM)?

Dick Stanley said...

Lovely wildflowers. Best time o' the year.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Of course it could. Does money smell?

And yes, I am already familiar with that case. Another member of the hallowed US academic circles...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, which is what struck me too immediately. Confuses the heck out of a first time watcher...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Still too cold here if you ask me. But now, with the elections behind us, all will be well ;-)