Bilderberg, Illuminati, Elders of Zion and others in a secret (false flag) plot to force Alex Jones into retirement

The news exploded with a bang - like a secret CIA/Mossad micro-nuke that caused a devastating tsunami in the Indian Ocean (2004) and the award of Nobel Prize in Physics to David J. Gross, H. David Politzer and Frank Wilczek "for the discovery of asymptotic freedom in the theory of the strong interaction". Simultaneously.

Alex Jones, the internationally known trailblazer of new media and icon of the burgeoning liberty movement, makes an unprecedented announcement in this exclusive video. He finally admits……

But let's wait for a few seconds with his admissions. Imagine the magnitude of this event, when the most powerful of truth seekers, at the peak of his investigative powers and of his penetrating genius suddenly declares that he steps away from the mission. That this champion of truth, this nemesis of conspiracy-mongers will no more illuminate the darkest corners, where the darkest powers congregate, connive and conspire. Sad, it is really sad. Not to mention how boring the life will become. At least for a short while, before the Bilderberg/Illuminati/Elders etc, inspired by the removal of their strongest enemy from the scene, get into the open and take over the world (with cooperation of the FEMA with their guillotines, of course).

Devastating news, simply devastating. Now to the particulars of Alex Jones' confession:

He finally admits that he was the iconic comedian Bill Hicks, but reveals that this was only a character, along with the persona of Alex Jones, created by his true self David Mentalson III. The master orator and genius actor David Mentalson III is the real identity of the characters Alex Jones and Bill Hicks, and is stepping into the light to claim his position as the greatest actor in the world.

We (the Elders) have to say that all this is an unfortunate side effect of the mind control rays that we are using to force Alex Jones into retirement. In truth, the real identity of our subject goes even further back into history. Of course, the alleged death year (1945) of Mr Le Pétomane was a pure formality. After application of the Elders' rejuvenation techniques, the man was spirited away, to become what is today known as Alex Jones. Here is a recording of his original performance:



You can establish easily that it doesn't differ significantly from his more recent appearances.

So there...

P.S. The recording of the Alex Jones' "confession":