28 January 2014

Hitler in Brazil: part II

Brazilian Jewish journalism post-grad student claims Nazi leader lived in remote town with black lover until death in 1984.
This is for starters, and you have to read the whole book, described briefly in the article. Here comes the author, Simoni Renee Guerreiro Dias:


And here is only one, but the strongest, example of tangible proof:


In the picture, the Uber-Nazi, under a moniker Adolf Leipzig, is depicted with his girlfriend of the time. Tell me, if you dare, that it is not him!

Of course, the information that we (the Elders) allowed Ms Dias to see and use, is only a part of the trove of knowledge we have on the subject. Here are some tantalizing glimpses from the sequel to this story.

During the period 1945-1984 Hitler (as Adolf Leipzig, of course) tried various religious affiliations, being confused during his childhood by his atheist father and Catholic mother. His dalliance with the Protestants, hardly presented in Brazil, was short, followed by a period of turning to his Catholic roots, eventually replaced by Wicca, attractive to his vegetarian instincts anyway.

He was strongly attracted to the Brazilian folk dancing and was frequently seen in various dancing clubs with his girlfriend, merrily jumping up and down (the only way he could, lacking any sense of rhythm and being tone deaf as well).

His comrades in arms: Borman, Mengele, Eichmann and others visited him frequently, some of them being transported to Brazil from their Antarctic under-ice base in the famous Nazi flying saucers like this one:


Shortly after the end of WW II, Nazi scientists working at the base, developed a fully functional invisibility cloak for the flying saucers, allowing them to come at go anywhere undetected. The most astounding scoop allowed to be published in this post is partly linked to this amazing flying gizmo:

Not only is the Uber-Nazi not dead, but during the period in question rejuvenation techniques, developed by the same team of Antarctic Nazi wizards that created the flying saucer (and many other contraptions), allowed Hitler's rejuvenation to the biological age of 21. His memories, fortunately (or unfortunately, depends on how you look at it) were irretrievably lost, and these days he considers himself to be a Brazilian football (yes, yes, soccer for some of you) player. His talents for this game are indeed wondrous, and in the coming Mondial he will play for the Brazil's national team. I am prohibited from disclosing his name, for fear that this act will have a negative impact on the betting industry.

All we are allowed to show for now is his image, with face obscured, of course, for the above mentioned reason:


(Don't even ask: this rejuvenation thing...)

Now you know...

12 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Or "He who jumps in rain storm to get wet".

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, he had to go somewhere.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That too ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Indeed so, and I only hope it helps the Brazil team...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Tipoff that the saucer was NOT designed by the Nazis. It bears iron crosses, not swastikas. Pays to be observant, eh?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

And Tonto means fool. Discovery of which ruined all the old Lone Ranger episodes for me.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Apparently the Luftwaffe planes sported both crosses and swastikas:
http://static.bbc.co.uk/history/img/ic/640/images/resources/events/germany_bombs_british_towns_and_cities.jpg

So we are still on track ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Why? The word "fool" can be said in a way that signifies love and/or sympathy...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yipes! So much for observation. My bad.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

No problem. Most people wouldn't have remembered it.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well Snoopy, the fact that there are only iron crosses and no swastikas on the saucers might well mean it is of the post war Federal Republic of Germany, which still uses the iron cross insignia. (tongue firmly in check)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep, this is the subject where tongue in cheek works best ;-)