10 January 2014

Giving "sex pistols" a new meaning: because of the space aliens

I bet police departments all over the world process thousands of strange cases daily. Still, this one is outstanding. More information. And passages like the following one, taken from a police report, don't happen too frequently:

Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court filing.

While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?”
I suspect that the word "gat" was used the last time in the fifties. And that "inner course": could it be a nod in the direction of "Outer Dark", written once by the ex-hubby?

Still, don't forget: the pair argued about space aliens, and this explains a lot.