16 September 2013

Nina Davuluri is leaving you, you ingrates!

Really, people, how could you! The lady got her title fair and square, and you heap insults at her like... like... I don't have words to describe your lowly attempts to dirtmouth this radiant beauty:


So, after a short study of your unpardonable behavior and a longer study of Ms Davuluri, I've decided that you don't deserve to share a continent with her. Thus I am coming and taking her home. I have to beef up on some finer points of Sanskrit anyway.

And don't beg me, don't crawl on your knees and don't debase yourself further. It's over.

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