07 March 2013

Why are you interested in this position and 9 other questions for Google

Ten popular questions are bothering the major part of humanity, if we are to believe in what Google says:

To save Google some wear and tear and to give you all ten answers at once and in one place, here it comes:
  1. To hide in the clouds at sunset / sunrise.
  2. To lessen the chance that some drunk moron on a tractor drives through one.
  3. Because they like it this way, methinks.
  4. To enable the convict to piss without leaving his bunk. Or was it about your brain cells?
  5. Anyone who says he/she knows the answer to that is a liar [yawn].
  6. To ask Google some questions, what else could be the reason?
  7. Next time send him home earlier.
  8. This is due to the peculiar way my body is constructed.
  9. Maybe you shouldn't have had them amputated.
  10. Consider yourself lucky, you blue-blooded son of a high society. Live your life recklessly and enjoy every moment, because when the revolution comes, you will be taken out to that wall.
So there.

4 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Now you've gone and done it--all the mystery is gone from life.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That was the intention ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Google lies, as always.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Hm... sometimes only, and not by itself...