Come meet the Elders.
Simply Jews - a cabal of critically undermedicated schemers.
That headline immersed me in some grave thoughts. First of all because I have tasted Bud once. And than, of course, because of the immortal:
We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
Shiner Bock beats the American norm, though almost any other American beer is better than Budweiser. The craft beer movement has produced a lot of good stuff, though they generally neither sell nor ship beyond their city of origin. As for love in a canoe, the only probably I ever notice was the tippy nature of the craft.
"almost any other American beer is better than Budweiser"Jokes aside, I really do dig quite a few American beers, esp from smaller local breweries.
Thanks for the link to Oscar. Though is it real? There are a number of UK published books on graffiti, indeed, my sister got one in, and so did I. In this context, there was one that related to "X"'s beer (I just can't remember the brand), and it was "rowing boat" rather than canoe. Same difference.My sister's was that she spotted one in a ladies lavatory: "Van Dyck is a lesbian truck driver" (this in the UK); mine was also in a toilet, men's I insist: on the condom machine, someone had written "this chewing gum tastes awful". To me, the response was obvious: "Ah, but what bubbles".I promise that I submitted the first, but not the second.
The link to Oscar, like most of the material on Uncyclopedia, is fake. But they are fun...
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