27 April 2012

Cheap wisecracks - thanks to UPI

The collection below comes from one UPI front page - of April 23, 2012.

No wonder the man looks somewhat deflated in this picture.

Hm... it's certainly a fresh angle on the Holocaust: as a challenge...

And that via Twitter? Now we have to take it seriously, folks.

Not only was that baby born in a miracle kingdom of Floirida...

Could we, please, have a list of all the places they are not marrying in? One cannot stand the suspense.

They were told thrice not to make Lieberman angry (see above).


Yeah. I heard were it gets overcrowded in Vatican, especially in the summer...

The last one requires an explanation: a link and a quote:
Police in Wisconsin said an unusually named man, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, was arrested on charges including a probation violation.
I read the article at this link twice and looked at the picture of the suspect:


Now I can state with a high level of confidence that the last Bop in his name doesn't fit. So there.

6 comments:

Shaun Downey (Jams O Donnell) said...

Nothing like the odd low blow!

yitzgood said...

The version without the second bop is just what they call him around the house . . .

KatieNorcross said...

He changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop because John Doe was too simple.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Absolutely.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I guess you are right at that.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Heh heh heh!