23 April 2012

Who loves me more?

Every time I enter that Facebook page (I had the misfortune to register some time ago), I encounter these two ads, sometimes glued together, like below, sometimes separated by other similar examples of marketing prowess:


The first ad asks me whether I am over 45 yrs old and need complex dental treatment (yes and yes) and, since I am thus twice lucky, promises me implants and recovery treatment done in one day and without pain.

The second one... well, I believe you've already guessed, and you are wrong, of course. It doesn't promise anything (for a change): it stresses the fact that Facebook is the tool that connects him and me (not yet, thankfully) and then, somewhat illogically, offers me to join the 206,000 friends of the guy's Facebook page.

Which offer should I take, having in mind that I disbelieve both more or less equally?

I report, you decide...

2 comments:

Dick Stanley said...

["O]ne day and without pain" is a lie. Otherwise...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep. I see.