Cheap wisecracks - thanks to UPI

The collection below comes from one UPI front page - of April 23, 2012.

No wonder the man looks somewhat deflated in this picture.

Hm... it's certainly a fresh angle on the Holocaust: as a challenge...

And that via Twitter? Now we have to take it seriously, folks.

Not only was that baby born in a miracle kingdom of Floirida...

Could we, please, have a list of all the places they are not marrying in? One cannot stand the suspense.

They were told thrice not to make Lieberman angry (see above).

Yeah. I heard were it gets overcrowded in Vatican, especially in the summer...

The last one requires an explanation: a link and a quote:

Police in Wisconsin said an unusually named man, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, was arrested on charges including a probation violation.

I read the article at this link twice and looked at the picture of the suspect:

Now I can state with a high level of confidence that the last Bop in his name doesn't fit. So there.