13 November 2010

"Dear pro-Israel bloggers: Are you guys getting any beer from the Mossad ?"

Swedish and Norwegian newspapers are writing about how the Israeli embassy in Sweden is bribing Swedish policemen with “hundreds of bottles” of booze. The source for this story is anonymous. But Swedish Aftonbladet insists that their anonymous source has thorough knowledge of the matter.
No matter which way you look at it, it's a scandal.

We here, in the Elder's Hasbarah sweatshop going blind over these ancient terminals, suffer from carpal syndrome, cerebral palsy and tennis elbow (where this one comes from I have no idea), and some cop (or blogger) in Norway or Sweden gets free beer?

Fuck it, I quit. Let the Swedish cops blog for the Zionists. Basta. Kaput.

10 comments:

jams o donnell said...

It's the pefect recuitment tool Snoopy. Give me a year's supply of single malt  and chuck in some good grub and I would even say a good word about Bibi!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

So why don't I receive some of that bonanza?

peterthehungarian said...

I'm on the market to support any case or ideology ( but not on the fish market!!!) My favourite is Pilsner Urquell.
Every bidder welcome.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Do you care to become a policeman in Sweden? Or Norway?
The hours are good, but you will have to eat a lot of fish there...

peterthehungarian said...

I would never be accepted there, I'm overqualified, can write and read.
Not to speak about the fish...

Blazingcatfur said...

Dammit where's my Zog cheque!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Too bad, Peter. Only people who agree to a relocation are required at the moment. And local agents get no perks anyhow, as you could see...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

In the  mail, of course.

Yitzchak Goodman said...

I followed the links until I got to the Aftonbladet. It looks like a trashy tabloid. I was wondering: what does Israel want from Swedish police? The answer seems to involve monitoring people. For what purpose? The article was not forthcoming.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Probably our embassy collects too many traffic tickets, so this must be why. Otherwise, to guess what the heck we need with Norway and/or Sweden will tax my imagination too much.

Maybe Mossad is seeking the original recipe of lutefisk. You know, for torturing Palestinian prisoners with.