26 November 2010

Are you horrified by the developing humanitarian crisis in Ireland?

Not yet? It's time to start being horrified.

Israeli NGOs horrified by the developing humanitarian crisis in Ireland have organized a flotilla called Viva Dublina. A spokesman for Viva Dublina said: “We are horrified by the developing humanitarian crisis in Ireland!” Viva Dublina has been loaned one of the world’s largest luxury cruise liners by an Israeli shipping mogul to act as a flotilla from Ashdod to Dublin. The mogul wrote a letter to Ha’aretz saying: “I am horrified by the developing humanitarian crisis in Ireland!” The ship will be used to return the useless junk and out of date medications sent on flotillas manned by anti-Israeli Irish activists that are currently clogging the warehouses in Ashdod after Hamas refused to accept the “donations”. Egypt has asked if the flotilla can stop in El Arish to take similar “donations” that are clogging the warehouses there. Egypt says it prefers to use its warehouses to store kassam rocket parts and Mercedes-Benz sedans for Hamas.
And much more where it comes from. Enjoy.

4 comments:

Dick Stanley said...

Fair's fair, verily.

David All said...

Thanks Snoopy, that is a very funny  satire.  

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes. fairness is the name of the game. Besides, what goes around comes around.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ya'll are welcome.