08 July 2009

The most bizarre hard core porn scenes of XX century

That post by Nizo with a vintage video of Arafat's visit to post-revolution Tehran in 1979 turned my wavering mind into a not totally unexpected direction - that of porn, specifically of its more nauseating and bizarre branch. So, the more squeamish and underage readers are invited to skip that "Read more..." and turn instead to other endeavors. Like WSJ or... whatever.

Prelude to the first, relatively innocent kiss in the series:

Here is the kiss itself:

Now the passion is heating up:

So much so that the TV channel transmitting the scene was forced to take measures:

I personally consider the above to be a mild precursor to a more serious affair:

That is real love, I would say. However, let's go back to the issue of kissing. I suggest that the subjects depicted above were nothing but mere understudies at the feet of a giant. Which was, of course, Leonid Brezhnev. No one came close to the art of slobbering over his frequently unwitting victims, like this (unidentified) politician:

Hold them firmly, get close enough and start slobbering all over the guy - not letting go was the ticket. Jimmy Carter got to love it:

Carter obviously caught the kissing bug from LB and later did his puny best to imitate it with many a dictator, but his best was far from being enough, of course. He never came within a mile of that classic (Erich Honecker):

Honecker, of course, deserved any punishment coming to him. But sometimes I wonder whether... oh well.

Yes, XX century has its porn giants. I suspect they've broken the mold since. Of course, we have some attempts at imitation, like this one:

But, in all fairness, it is simply pathetic. Like watching Romeo and Julia after Debbie Does Dallas...

Nah...

50 comments:

katy said...

They are just simply gays!

snoopythegoon said...

How do you mean "simply", Katy - there is nought simple about these folks.

Giraffe said...

Echos

chris said...

Kinda funny pictures

snoopythegoon said...

Yep.

Louise said...

EEeeuuuuuww!

snoopythegoon said...

Yep.

dovey said...

they are simply gays

snoopythegoon said...

Come on, Dovey, what do you mean "simply"?

justin said...

I can't react because I also kissed a boy.

snoopythegoon said...

I hope yours was better looking, Justin.

Katte P. said...

I kissed a boy, i like it.. Hope that my girlfriend don't mind in.

snoopythegoon said...

Hey, Katte, I am sure she wouldn't mind. If she does, let me know, I shall talk to her ;)

tim said...

what the hell? they are all sucks!

snoopythegoon said...

That too.

fame said...

Oh my goodness, is this a third sex site?...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That too.

sharif said...

Majnun!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Uhu...

Harry said...

Happy Valentines Day! :D

lavan dera said...

Oh i remember my gay boyfriend!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Did he look like Yasser A.? Poor you then...

LaLa Key said...

@snoopy: why dont you comment on your site.. and will give u our commnents. :) )

SnoopyTheGoon said...

If you say so, LaLa.

Anonymous said...

nye nye nye nye nye...
snoop doggy? are u? if you say so.!x-(

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<span>hot choco vanilla their lips!</span>

sniffy said...

They must be a great kisser

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they maybe need a rehab!

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