Giant mystery blob or the Russians are coming finally?

Fox say: It's big, it's black, it's gooey and it may be alive.

I say: check under the blob, it may be teeming with Russian submarines and whatnot.

The only other giant mystery blob was found by astronomers. It is, most probably, not the same one, since a) it dates back to when the universe was only 800 million years old and b) it was gaseous, big, and emitted a certain type of radiation.

No match. So go for them Russians!