23 July 2009

Man Claims He Bit Into Condom in Soup, Sues

SANTA ANA, Calif. — A 50-year-old California man says he ordered French onion soup and bit into a condom instead of melted cheese.

Hodousek's attorney, Eric Traut, says his client wants restaurant employees' DNA tested to find a match to female DNA allegedly found on the condom.
Never eat in places where your past dates work, I would suggest. Especially if a date appeared to be a disaster. And refrain from ordering French dishes, just to be on the safe side.

Then you will never get no French letters in no soup. Schlemiel.