Super-Fast Eco-Boat Will Zip Around the World Burning Human Fat

This one from the Breitbart:

The skipper of the boat, in the interest of science, donated a little bit via liposuction of his own body fat to prove that you can use it.

It looks like while our tools become more and more intelligent, we tend to stay behind. I can already see the future headline:

A man eaten by his own car on a cross-country jaunt