Google Knol, Elf on the Shelf or Spanx?

Is Google Knol geared to overtake Wiki, our good ole Wiki? A good question.

Are New York women skipping the gym lately, packing into girdle-astic Spanx power panties? Could these wonder panties work for men too?

The elf, named Fisbee, appeared at Bob and Carol Aebersold's house every Thanksgiving and stayed through Christmas. Or, at least, so they say (I personally believe them, cause no rational person will invent such a name for an imaginary elf). But doesn't elf frighten off Santa and his deers?

Too many questions...