The most grisly discovery of the year

No, dear Fox News editors, this is not the news item I would look for to sweeten my entrance into the new year 2008:

• Sweet Discovery

  Woman whose diamond ring vanished while she made fudge for bake sale turns up inside piece of the candy she sold

I think Houdini will be proud of that feat of self-baking.

Still, it must be some piece of candy...

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