The early hours (till 11:00 AM, say) a person must wait till the caffeine and the nicotine start to do whatever they do to person's bloodstream before a person reads sentences like this one:
Peretz says he acted 'wisely' during war
OK, so a person does a regular double take, takes a deep breath and tries again:
Defense Minister Amir Peretz on Sunday praised his handling of last summer's war with Hizbullah as having been "logical and wise."
Get up. Do some calisthenics. Another cigarette. Another coffee. Try again.
No, it is still unclear. Knock head on wall for a while. Chew the keyboard.
Now what?
In related news:
Peretz is inspecting what he was told is a new super-secret jet fighter.
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